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If anyone speaks english wants to learn english, contact me now!!!!!!
Hey you now....it´s your chance!
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Armando D.
February 5, 2003
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A velhinha trepadeira.
A velhinha trepadeira.
A dona de um puteiro resolveu fazer um recadastramento para as garotas que
estava precisando de dinheiro e que quisesse trabalhar lá.
Não demorou muito tempo e fila já estava formada na frente do boteco.
Uma velhinha que estava passando por ali ficou curiosa e foi logo
perguntando:
- Oh minha filha, esta fila é para quê?
E a moça, com vergonha de dizer tal indecência para a coroa, respondeu:
- É para catar laranja no pé, tia.
E a velhinha resolveu entrar na fila.
Esperou um pouco, até que chegou a vez dela.
A dona do puteiro espantada com a noventona, indagou:
- A senhora a esta idade ainda trepa?
- Trepar eu não trepo, mas, chupo que é uma beleza.
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Armando D.
December 16, 2002
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Dumb Blond(Too)
Why the blond's brain became into the size of a bean when she dies???
Because her brain sweels!!!
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Armando D.
December 13, 2002
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Buying meat at the Butchy
A good guy entered in a butchy and ask:
- Do you have tail?
- Yes we have. The butcher said.
- Then give me one.
A second one entered, a nice guy too, and ask:
- Do you have Thigh??
- Yes. the butcher said.
- So, Give one, please. . .
A third one came in and ask:
- Do you have arms?
- And we have. The butcher said.
- Then raises it cause it's an assault!
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Armando D.
December 12, 2002
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Lia
December 1, 2002
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Latest: November 16, 2003
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Shot stuffs
I a PUB was estered a short stuff guy...and this one as soon as he didn`t see the other side he starts jumping and rainsing his voice he said?
- Give me a fanta!- Give me a fanta!
after some minutes doing this he didn`t has any answer back and he gives the turn to the other side and saw another short stuff saying?
- Orange or grape!!?- Orange or grape!!?
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Language pair: English; Portuguese
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Armando D.
October 29, 2002
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The elephants of "Miranda" are going further
Remember those elephants of the member "miranda" wearing sun glasses
OK now...
How can 4 elephants get into a (beetles volkswagen) car?!!
Answer
Don't look down, -especially "Miranda"-
ANSWER:Simple, 2 on the front seats and the other 2 on the back seat
Now ,how can 8 elephants get into a (mercedes)?!!!!
answer
answer
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ANSWER: Easy Easy,we sell the mercedes and buy 2 beetles
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Language pair: Arabic, Egyptian; English
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loll
August 29, 2002
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