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merhaba,shema,bonjour,hola.koniciva,ahoj,hi
hi guys (:
i like talking to much.let's talk :)

Language pair: English; Urdu
hilal
August 9, 2008

# Msgs: 1

Re:plz help
hey grl, i speak pashto and would be glad to help you out, and im in despret need to learn urdu :D also a female so do holler jst email me! take care

Language pair: Urdu; English
gizel s.
December 2, 2007

# Msgs: 2
Latest: December 2, 2007
plz help
hey im new to this website and would realli like to learn pashto in order to talk to my best friend in his language could someone please teach me i can teach english and urdu...a girl would be realli cool!!
safe latz


Language pair: Urdu; English
Rabia S.
November 8, 2007

# Msgs: 2
Latest: December 2, 2007
Hello
HHEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am looking for someone to help me with Urdu, Punjabi, Hindi, Polish. I live in Scotland and can help anyone learning English.

Thank you.

Jas

Language pair: English; Urdu
Jas M.
October 2, 2007

# Msgs: 1

I am from NY.. I am not a native Urdu Speaker, I need help with this language
If anyone is able to assist me, I will also help teach English and answer any questions about America.

I want to meet Urdu or Pastho Speaking People, to help me continue my studies of the language =)

Shukriya

Language pair: English; Urdu
Kailey R.
June 30, 2007

# Msgs: 1

Re:I will learn Urdu!!!!!!!!
I would like to learn german and can help you learn english. My name is Sally.

Language pair: Urdu; German
Sally
May 3, 2007

# Msgs: 4
Latest: February 11, 2009
I will learn Urdu!!!!!!!!
Hi all, i will learn urdu i can speak and help you in german or portugiesi, my english is not so good.
thanks...

Language pair: Urdu; German
sweety ..
April 29, 2007

# Msgs: 4
Latest: February 11, 2009
Check this joke
God created the donkey
and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to
sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only
20 years"
God granted his wish.
...........................................................

God created the dog

and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30
years.
You will be a dog. " The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.
" God granted his wish.
...........................................................

God created the monkey

and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch
doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. " The monkey
answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.
...........................................................

Finally God created man
and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the
earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the
animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."
Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very
little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
...........................................................

And since then, man lives 20 years as a man,
marries and spends 30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then whe n his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

Is'nt (or is) it?


Language pair: Urdu; English
Abdul B.
August 30, 2003

# Msgs: 1

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