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si quieres español, yo quiero frances :)
soy colombiana, vivo en una montaña, no imaginan la odisea, voy el otro año para francia y quiero hablar y eñscribir con algun frances que quiera practicar español.

Language pair: Spanish; 
juanita
October 8, 2020

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Como haces enfadar a una mujer?
Facil, le compras vestidos, joyas y maquillaje luego le haces entrar a una habitación sin espejos y le cierras con llave. Veras como se enoja luego, jajajaja. By the way, I want improve my english level, please help me. Thanks. I guess my level is low now.

Language pair: English; Spanish
Ruben P.
September 15, 2020

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A Joke That Translates ANYWHERE
A man moves to a new country to stay with his brother. He speaks very little of the new language, but asks how to order food.
His brother says, "This is easy. You say, I would like a black coffee and a slice of apple pie please." (insert a local food and drink to make this work anywhere in the world).
The man is so happy he rushes out to a cafe to order food.
The waitress asks what he wants, he asks for coffee and pie. She smiles and brings him what he asked for, and life is good.

He's so excited he does this every day for a month.

Finally, sick of pie, he asks his brother how to order something different. Happily, his brother teaches him to ask for a "Cheeseburger and a coke please"
Thrilled, the man goes back to the cafe.

When the waitress asks what he wants, he says "A Cheeseburger and a coke please." The waitress smiles and replies, "Do you want fries with that?" The man doesn't know what to say.
He hangs his head and says, "Black coffee and apple pie please"

Language pair: English; Spanish
Lily P.
August 26, 2020

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Re:Re:Re:Practise language skills
Hi Melody ...
I would like practicar My English with You.
I AM spanish native, but i AM a begginer study in English language

Language pair: Spanish; English
Silvio A.
June 23, 2020

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Latest: June 23, 2020
Re:Re:Re:Practise language skills
Hi Melody ....
I can help You with your English
Mi nombre es Silvio

Language pair: Spanish; English
Silvio A.
June 23, 2020

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Latest: June 23, 2020
Re::)
hola, yo puedo enseñarte español

Language pair: Spanish; Japanese
Alex y.
June 10, 2020

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Latest: June 10, 2020
il mondo
Un mio vecchio amico mi diceva sempre: il mondo è bello perché è avariato

la parola avariato significa che non è più buono da mangiare, perchè il cibo col tempo diviene avariato.

Ma per noi dire la frase in quel modo significava che il mondo è bello perchè esiste la diversità. E ci faceva sorridere.

Quindi la frase corretta è: il mondo è bello perché è vario.

Language pair: Italian; Spanish
Mario M.
May 11, 2020

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Re:Cosa è un mammone?
Hola Antonio, Yo vivo en medio-sur de Italia.

Mammone è una persona che non riesce a lasciare la propria madre anche se dovrebbe avere la propria famiglia, perchè adulto.
In poche parole MAMMONE è una persona cresciuta che ha paura di staccarsi dalla madre.
Noi lo usiamo in senso negativo oppure per gioco, ma non di disprezzo.

Language pair: Italian; Spanish
Mario M.
May 11, 2020

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Latest: May 11, 2020
Alles Goed?
Contact me if you want learn spanish with a neutral accent ;)

Language pair: Spanish; Dutch
Adinxon M.
February 10, 2020

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Cosa è un mammone?
Noi Messicani abbiamo questa parola ma, la usciamo in forma diversa. Volete sapere quale è?

Language pair: Italian; Spanish
Antonio S.
February 9, 2020

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