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Here's a perspective check. Thought some of these were funny!
You have two choices in life: You can stay
single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
> At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Yes, I am. I
married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same
thing:
You can have mine."
> > >When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to
let her keep him.
> > >A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
> > >A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
> > >Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
> > >Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
> > >If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say, talk in your sleep.
> > >Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking they had no faults at all.
> > >First guy: "My wife's an angel!"
> > >Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
> > >Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
with
a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to
the opposite sex.
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| 48485 |
Re:Here's a perspective check. Thought some of these were funny!
Thank you for this one; I've forwarded it to my friends!
Got any more?
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| 48576 |
Wild coincidence
Funny, I ran into this one later the same day in Spanish.
> At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Yes, I am. I
married the wrong man."
En "Selecciones" Abril 2005, le dice,
En una reunión, mientras conversaba con una mujer, me llamó la atención el anillo que llevaba en el dedo medio de la mano izquierda.
--Es mi anillo de matrimonio --señaló.
--¿No lo lleva en el dedo equivocado? --le pregunté.
--¡Ah, sí! Lo que pasa es que me casé con el hombre equivocado.
Mark Springer
Sacramento, CA USA
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| 48758 |
Re:Wild coincidence
Wow...how weird....such coincidence! :)
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