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its about jokes!
“A laugh is a noise that comes out of a hole in your face. – Anywhere else and you are in big trouble.” Well, why do
we as human beings laugh after all?
1.A beggar asked for some money from a man claiming that he was blind.
"How do I know you are really blind?" asked the man.
"Well, can you see that golden house over there ?" said the beggar.
"Yes, Of course" the man replied.
"see, I can't".
2. A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said."What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise!"
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?'
He thought for a moment, and replied, "Twenty-six."
3. an old man was giving an important talk ... "As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory
goes, and ..and... I can't remember the other two..."
[now u may laugh]
have a good time
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Language pair: English; Bengali
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