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Re:Re:A man walks into a bar...
Puti!!
ha ha ha Good Joke!! Since I am a real computer nerd I like that joke :-)
You are a from Finland? I have been to Finland! I went to Lahti but no no no I did not go on the HUGE ski jump. Just looking :-) I also some cross country skiis that were as long as my car!
So tell me the truth now Puti, do they still have live orchestsras playing when you go to the mall shopping?
Rock on dude...and good luck with the Thai language!!
Johnny Rotten :-)
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Johnny R.
January 25, 2005
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Latest: January 26, 2005
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Re:A man walks into a bar...
My favourite bar joke:
Two strings walk into a bar. The first one says to the bartender:
"Please give me one beer#¤&?=$]*:&%!#}=_$&%)=+^!*&#!}}&[%$".
The other string replies:
"You have to forgive my friend. You see, he is not null-terminated."
(This is a computer porgrammers' joke.
"String" is a sequence of letters or other
characters, like a word, that can be read
from a computer screen. It can have either
an invisible length tag or an invisible
trailing null code to tell the computer
where the string ends. The advocates of
the null code may use jokes like this to
punch the opposite side.)
Puti
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Juha-Petri T.
January 25, 2005
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Latest: January 26, 2005
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A man walks into a bar...
There are a lot of jokes that start this way "A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink..."
But for fun the joke is:
A horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
OK, you are supposed to laugh now. :-)
Joke explained: "Having a long face" means you are sad but horses also have a long face. Get it?
Have a nice day!
John
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Johnny R.
January 21, 2005
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Latest: January 26, 2005
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I want to make friend with you!!
Hi, my name is Jacky. I'm a 25 year-old man from China. I 'm now doing a Master in accounting and finance in Sydney.
I like travel, photography, language, music, history, philosophy, sports.
Mandarin is my first language. I don't have any problem to communicate in English. I would like to improve my English
speaking and learn a new culture. I also hope I can help you improve your Mandarin!! Please drop me a line.
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Stan
December 18, 2004
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Re:Poems....
Hey, tell you what. This poem may not be the best or can win you any contest but it tell the truth. It's a reality poem! Good job!
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Lee San C.
August 16, 2004
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Re:Error Messages
Lady T, you are absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Milli
May 20, 2004
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Re:Mental Challenge
Hi LadyT,
These jokes are hilarious and really good.... thanks for sharing them.
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Milli
May 20, 2004
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Another Dumb Blonde
i'm a chinese girl who wants to learn english by heart and practice a lot. i'd like to help anyone who wants to learn chinese.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister!I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"
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joanna h.
March 23, 2004
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american version
January 23, 2004
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