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Hello, this is Zizo from Egypt , I speak Arabic and English, I'm learning German now and living in Germany for my study, I will be happy to talk in German to prove my German language skills
Thanks


Language pair: Arabic, Egyptian; German
M Zizo
August 27, 2020

# Msgs: 2
Latest: January 23, 2021
A Joke That Translates ANYWHERE
A man moves to a new country to stay with his brother. He speaks very little of the new language, but asks how to order food.
His brother says, "This is easy. You say, I would like a black coffee and a slice of apple pie please." (insert a local food and drink to make this work anywhere in the world).
The man is so happy he rushes out to a cafe to order food.
The waitress asks what he wants, he asks for coffee and pie. She smiles and brings him what he asked for, and life is good.

He's so excited he does this every day for a month.

Finally, sick of pie, he asks his brother how to order something different. Happily, his brother teaches him to ask for a "Cheeseburger and a coke please"
Thrilled, the man goes back to the cafe.

When the waitress asks what he wants, he says "A Cheeseburger and a coke please." The waitress smiles and replies, "Do you want fries with that?" The man doesn't know what to say.
He hangs his head and says, "Black coffee and apple pie please"

Language pair: English; Spanish
Lily P.
August 26, 2020

# Msgs: 1

Speak English?
Bonjour , je suis française et je souhaite améliorer mon anglais

Language pair: English; French
Corinne D.
August 23, 2020

# Msgs: 5
Latest: March 18, 2022
learning
hello guys someone one wants to learn eglish with me ?

Language pair: English; English
areeba s.
August 19, 2020

# Msgs: 2
Latest: November 9, 2020
Re:Re:Only Korean can uderstand joke
Lol just learned about it this the other day

Language pair: Korean; Korean
Sha H.
August 14, 2020

# Msgs: 4
Latest: May 30, 2021
Re:Lets meet in Tokyo
This is realy black humor ^^

Language pair: English; Japanese
Mark B.
July 31, 2020

# Msgs: 1

Why can’t bicycles stand
Because they are two tired
I guess you understood the pun
I am Sanjana I want someone to teach me Japanese in return I can help you with English or help you learn Hindi or Telugu if you wish

Language pair: English; Japanese
Sanjana
July 5, 2020

# Msgs: 1

Keep Smilimg
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Check my profile if like to connect :)

Language pair: English; 
ruchit s.
July 3, 2020

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I want to learn German
HEllo,
I need to learn German language in return I can teach you Arabic if you like.Please send me a message to know if you agree. Thank you for you consideration.

Language pair: Arabic, Middle Eastern; German
Ahmed
June 29, 2020

# Msgs: 1

I want to learn German
HEllo everyone,I want to learn German language in exchange with Arabic for whom are interested.


Language pair: German; English
Ahmed
June 26, 2020

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