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Top 20 Things to Do at a Drive-Thru (continued)
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come out, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "No." Then wind up your window and just sit there staring straight ahead.
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Order 10 large milkshakes. When they arrive, get out of your car, open the bonnet and pour 9 of the milkshakes into the oil filler. Place the remaining milkshake onto the pavement, and stare solemnly at it for three or four minutes with your head bowed. Then drive off. Circle the block for 1 minute, then drive back and do it again.
15. When asked to pay for your order produce a huge bucket of pennies. Attempt to hand the heap of change to the cashier, but 'accidentally' drop it all over the pavement. Spend 10-15 minutes picking it all up, then when you have collected it all, pay by credit card.
16. Attempt to barter for your food. Offer CDs, Cassettes or anything else you have in your car (including friends and family members).
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
funny.co.uk
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Re:Top 20 Things to Do at a Drive-Thru (continued)
> 1. Drive through the drive-thru in
> reverse and let your passenger order.
>
Beware. Your Coke may be delivered
to you upside-down.
> 2. Ask the price of almost everything
> on the menu and then order something
> that you didn't ask the price for.
>
You might be offered a topping
of ketchup, mustard, relish, etc. on top
of your ice-cream before they hand it
to you.
> 4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big
> breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up
> a fight.
>
Then go home and try sleeping after
drinking the big coffee. :-o
> 5. Pay for a large order in pennies.
>
A diligent cashier would then count all
of your pennies, one by one, without undue
haste.
> 6. Drive in circles around the drive
> through, [...] For added fun, change
> clothes, hairstyles, [...]
>
Your hamburger might come camouflaged
as an apple pie.
> 14. Order 10 large milkshakes. [...]
> open the bonnet and pour 9 of the
> milkshakes into the oil filler. [...]
> Then drive off. Circle the block for
> 1 minute, [...]
>
Is the car able to run a full minute
after such a treatment?
> 16. Attempt to barter for your food.
> Offer CDs, Cassettes or anything else
> you have in your car (including friends
> and family members).
>
Barter wisely. The cashier might accept
your offer.
> 18. When they hand you your food, hand
> them a bag with all the trash from your
> car in it.
>
Junk for junk, huh?
Puti
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Re:Re:Top 20 Things to Do at a Drive-Thru (continued)
pffft
1) your OLD! =p
2) it was only 15
3) =p
4) funny.co.uk is awsome!
5) ..admit it...first time you read it, it made ya giggle.
6) what is junk, is that paragraph about americans and them
coming to this site. better load up on that McD's coffee buddy.
7) and 8-19 =p
20) i apologize for being so impudent and for my insolence towards
your ripen senescence
good day!
skp puti
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