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Re:Hallo
Mystery: urxedayskamef?
I'm not gold@ member. ru

Language pair: English; German
Maxim F.
December 2, 2005

# Msgs: 2
Latest: December 2, 2005
Re:Send me a joke in your language, please.
Hi kristina Here are two: (spanish-english)

Un policía detiene a un transeúnte y le dice:
- A ver, usted, deme su nombre.
- ¡Sí, claro! ¡Y entonces cómo me llamo yo?

A policeman detains a transient and says to him:
"Let's see, you, give me your name."
"Yeah, right! And then what would I call myself?!"

Hay tres clases de personas:
las que saben contar y las que no.

There are three kinds of people:
those who know how to count, and those who don't.





Language pair: English; Spanish
Enav A.
November 28, 2005

# Msgs: 1

idea
Hi everybody! I'm Emiel, a Dutch boy of 14 years old with a little idea. It may sound a bit silly, though. I want to organize a small international language exchange club. I'm searching a gold member (doesn't care what native language), a native English, Gaelic (Scottish or Irish, doesn't care), Thai, Chinese, Japanese, Italian, Spanish, German, Swedish, Norwegian, and any other language is welcome to. If you are interested, please reply on this message or when you are a gold member, please contact me.


Language pair: Dutch; All
Emiel V.
November 24, 2005

# Msgs: 2
Latest: December 5, 2005
for Addy Najera
Hi addy i cant contact you, but please escribeme a:
gidel_stab(alt + 64)hotm.... ya sabes mi msn.
te ayudarè con los vervos.

Language pair: French; German
Enav A.
November 21, 2005

# Msgs: 1

Hallo
Hi,

I am learning German at present and would be grateful if you can offer your hand to improve my German. My native language is Chinese and my first foreign language is English. I can help you a bit if you want to practise either of the above two languages. I am not a gold member here, so please kindly leave your messages in my mail boxes. Cheers:)

Language pair: English; German
Anna Z.
November 21, 2005

# Msgs: 2
Latest: December 2, 2005
Re:Re:Por Favor, puede traducir , not clear
"no (or don't)...and tell me what happens!"
i'm guessing you have to fill in the blank?
no .... y cuentame que es lo que pasa, creo que tengo que llenar el espacio en blanco?

Language pair: Spanish; English
Eddie G.
November 15, 2005

# Msgs: 1

Re:I am English and am trying to learn Spanish
OK, espero poder ayudarte con algo , asi que, quete parece si empezamos cualquier dia que tu quieras. solo avisame.
OK, i hope that help you whit something(k)? , so what do you know begin every day what you are want. just tellme . :) sorry for my grammar , ok i too practice but the english. ok. bye aaahhh !! I am dante. from monterrey, mexico.

Language pair: English; Spanish
Dante G.
November 14, 2005

# Msgs: 1

ThaiThaiThai
Hello. I'm a Dutch boy and I'm searching for a Thai girl aged between 13 and 17 as a penpal. I can learn you Dutch if you can learn me Thai. When you want to contact me, please search for "emiel". You have to be a gold member, because I aren't. You can also look at Xlingo.

Language pair: Dutch; Thai
Emiel V.
November 13, 2005

# Msgs: 1

I am looking for French speaker
My native language is Korean but fluent in English as well.
I am studying French and need someone who can help me.
My weak point is tense and pronounciation.
Language exchange is welcome.

Please contact me!



Language pair: French; All
Yeji K.
November 12, 2005

# Msgs: 1

Re:Re:Learn more both
I am spanish! I can help you with your spanish!!I have 25 years old!! bye!

Language pair: English; Spanish
Vanessa
November 9, 2005

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Latest: November 9, 2005
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