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Re:Suche Brieffreund
Hi Simone. I live in the USA and would be happy to communicate with you. I am not a gold member and cannot initiate contact, however. Send me a message any time.

Hallo Simone. Ich wohne im USA und mochte gibt sprechen mit sie. Aber Ich am ein gold member nicht. Email mir. :) (Mein Deutsch ist nicht zu gut, es tut mir leid)

Language pair: German; English
Charles
June 9, 2018

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¿Quién me ayuda?
Deseo hablar inglés. Puedo enseñar español a cambio. Si hay alguien que me pueda ayudar lo agradecería mucho. Saludos

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Roger R.
June 9, 2018

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I want to find a friend to study English!
I am chinese, i want to study English.I wish someon can communicate with me, and i can teach him chinese.

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Balance W.
June 9, 2018

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Cffttt
Ffg

Language pair: Arabic, Egyptian; Akan
Namkyu K.
June 2, 2018

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Fifa
you're going to come to the World Cup in 2018?

Language pair: English; Russian
Diana
May 31, 2018

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Suche Brieffreund
Hallo hat jemand aus England oder USA lust mit mir zu kommunizieren,dann schreib mich doch einfach mal an. Würde mich sehr freuen!!!



Language pair: German; English
Simone
May 31, 2018

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Re:How to ask for dating politely
"Would you go out with me?"

Language pair: English; 
Alex S.
May 29, 2018

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Re:Re:British jokes (or American, Australian... Just jokes in english)
What noise annoys an oyster?

A chew! (Like the sound of someone sneezing)

Not a very good joke :S Here's a better one:

An astronaut visits a remote planet and meets intelligent alien life. As two aliens make him visit their city, he notices something about the population and asks the two aliens about it:
"I noticed that people around here sometimes laugh after someone told them a number. I don't understand what makes them laugh.
- Oh, it's simple," answers one of them. "We, aliens, like to tell each other jokes. But sometimes they're too long to tell and some of us have tight schedules. So we numbered all the existing jokes, and instead of telling the whole story, we just say the associated number so that the other person remembers the joke and laughs. It's shorter this way. It's easy, you should try!
- Eh, ok... 11632?
- Hahaha! This is so funny! I had never heard this joke before!"

Language pair: English; 
Alec
May 28, 2018

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Latest: May 28, 2018
PARTNER RESEARCH
HI PEOPLE, IM SEARCHING SOMEONE TO MAKE A LINGUISTIC EXCHANGE, I SPEAK ENGLISH, SPANISH AND PORTUGUESE, I ALSO SPEAK A LITTLE BIT OF GERMAN, FRENCH AND ITALIAN, IM LEARNING HEBREW, CHINESE, JAPANESE AND RUSSIAN, THANKS

Language pair: - Other -; - Other -
Jonathan C.
May 28, 2018

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Re:I need to impove english speaking. is there anyone threre?
I can help you :)

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Harry V.
May 25, 2018

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